Hubby was getting into bed the other night, complaining it was too cold in the house. “Poooooooky it’s cold in here!”
I told him, “Well honey, you need to get some fat on you and then you won’t be cold any longer.”
To which he responded, “Oh, is that a proposition?”
In the immortal words of Ralph Kramden: Straight to the moon!
● For more Crap My Hubby Says/Does, click here.